January 2012
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I like being alone.
dinosaursarecomingback: I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus  alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child; A girl with her lover; Or a friend laughing with their best friend; I realize that even though I like being alone. I don’t...
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awkwardbutsexy: skyping boyfriend listening to my sleep playlist smoking a bowl about to masturbate waiting for video to load still listening to music boyfriend goes to bed video loads go to pause music song is about to end playlist is on shuffle curious as to what song will come on next “Naked As We Came” - Iron and Wine               get it. because I’m about...
Dec 31st
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TUMBLR, Y U NO GONNA SUPPORT AND PROTECT MY...
misanthropymisanthropy: YA NASTY.
Dec 31st
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so the conspiracy Keanu in me is thinking
that everyone who says “I understand” and keeps missing e will get a virus from the tumblr staff
Dec 31st
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Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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brittanaladykisses: WHY would you reblog my post, delete all of my text and write your own but keep the gif i used. HEADACHES. YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES. And you dont even follow me -.- no one is allowed to kill you okay but i will kill some bitches like figuratively over the internet 
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six favourite _______ of 2011. →
charles-scherbatsky: #blogs. food. people. tv. whatever? i’m bored.
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skyping boyfriend listening to my sleep playlist smoking a bowl about to masturbate waiting for video to load still listening to music boyfriend goes to bed video loads go to pause music song is about to end playlist is on shuffle curious as to what song will come on next “Naked As We Came” - Iron and Wine               get it. because I’m about...
Dec 30th
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I hate when I find a new Tumblr where they post so...
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That awkward moment when you're actually too lazy...
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fairyprincessblaine: Mum: You don’t read half as much as you used to. Erm excuse you, I read plenty of gay fanfiction. 
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20dollarblowjob: idk i just really want to make out with someone
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lifeis4chumps: I’m really really not tired. I’ll probably be awake til like two tonight. Oh man my sleep schedule’s fucked up.
Dec 30th
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you're welcome →
wildyoungsoul: imaybeloonybutisurelovegood: daltonsexacademy: LAWRD BLESS YOU. EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS. BLESS YOU. BLESS YOUR PARENTS. BLESS YOUR LIFE. BLESS YOUR COW. BLESS YOUR COWS COW. I absolutely did NOT just sit here for 5 minutes straight staring at this.  I don’t know what you’re talking about i didn’t book mark it
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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