March 2012
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Hey guys for those of you who haven't heard there...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got weed.
Me: Close enough
Mar 1st
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theorphanedanything: gosh i’m like allergic to everything now i’m afraid to go out oh wait i never do lol
Mar 1st
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Brain: I'm going to constantly remind you of everything that has gone wrong in your life.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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hagridsb3ard: Seems like I’m not the only one having a bad day.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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protegomaxima: puck puckerman
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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chunkysmoker420: atmosfield: I wish I had more stoner friends that were females. Me too! sup
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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babyloki: jesuschrist-: i bet rick santorum reads gay fanfic for science he’s just studying  you guys rick santorum doesn’t believe in science or studying okay it’s called “going in to the lion’s den” okay he’s like being a good christian 
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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shut-up-and-fuck: GUESS WHO FUCKING GOT LAID TODAY FINALLY
Feb 29th
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theorphanedanything: lol but on a serious note i don’t watch basketball 
Feb 29th
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slayground: You know what’s the worst? When you out of nowhere remember something stupid you did in the past, and would rather pretend it never happened. But then you keep replaying it over and over in your head, and traumatizing yourself. Ugh, the worst.
Feb 29th
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i actually have a good number of followers but most of them ignore me so it feels like i actually have 4
Feb 29th
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Thou shall not get oral sex unless thou gives oral...
Feb 29th
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Currently wearing my brand new adorable-as-fuck...
missmarauder: and I’m all, like
Feb 29th
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"Oh, a girl like that scares me," I said. "I'd...
Feb 29th
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f33ny: i feel bad for rick santorum’s wife most of all she has a total prude for a husband she’s probably never got to fuck in anything other than the missionary position and he probably can’t even look her in the eyes during he’s probably like “is it over yet?” every five seconds someone send that woman a vibrator
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Confession
bl00d-between-your-thighs: My depression never really left…. I just got more comfortable with it.
Feb 28th
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perks of being a girl I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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upsidesoflife: Having a somewhat good day, get home and it’s sucks now. Story of my life. Can I move out now? Just to get away from my mom at least.
Feb 28th
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rob-benedictionary asked: if i met your in real life, we'd be best friends
Feb 28th
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"If I met you in real life" ... finish it in my...
Feb 28th
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watholmes: Today I learned people have really awful pictures of me saved.
Feb 28th
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